Up for MJ

rocketgirl:

bitterstranger:

missinglingerie:

maikavalera:

I smoked with a horse because thats how i roll.

Wow. Fierce. Hahaha.

dyosaanne:

I banged**** a crackhead because I have AMAZING boobs.

ilovecharts:

bdotdub:

herroman:

samich:

dirtyhomme:

I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.. Makes sense.

I needed a homo because I’m gay. Well, ok, that was pretty blunt.

I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Logic - it works.

I slept with a stripper because that how I roll. Sorry Laura

I cuddled with Santa Clause because I’m sexy as hell. What the fuck.

I ran naked with an orange because I have amazing boobs! HAHAHA!

i slept with a homo because that’s how i roll FUCK YEAH!